A strange Canada Day.  No Main Street gatherings; maybe a muted family picnic.    Maybe a shrug with gloves on.  The polite Canadian nod, with a mask...from a distance.

It makes you long for the days of your uncle bear hugging you in the backyard, your mother kissing you.  Your friend grabbing you by the arm and hugging you as only old friends do.  It is like typing with your fingers askew of the keyboard; things are familiar but little seems to be coming out right.  We aren't fist pumping this Canada Day.  If there are fireworks where you are, they'll be shadows of what they were because, none of us are what we were.

 We are tired, worried, frightened.

There have been many casual, ordinary Canada Days.  Holidays where we have migrated to a cottage or a beach or a bonfire or a park, and gone through the motions of a celebration:  "Ya CANADA!".  We sat on coolers, stretched back on nylon strapped lawn chairs, pulled our hats down over our eyes.  Like drunks, we  declared, that indeed, we are "BUDDIES FOR LIFE." only to wake up July 2nd wondering "who was that guy?" 

Not this Canada Day.  Nothing is as it was.  We are subdued, quiet, reflective.  But for a Canadian, "subdued" is the resting place, the point of stasis.  It should not be confused for a lack of determination.  The pebbles of Juno and the cliffs of Dieppe implore you not to confuse the two.   Canada begins and ends with that quiet, stoic, sober, determination.

That determination has failed us at times and we carry that shame.    Citizens without potable water,  regional insurrections nip at our heels, poverty that persists in a land of plenty.  It makes you want to look away.

But maybe this Canada Day, this quiet Canada Day,  we can see what we have.  Maybe, if we are fortunate enough to see fireworks, we could  draw our eyes away and see our friends, our family, our country in that starburst.   That bright light will illuminate our faces in clear relief.  It may allow us to see this quiet determination, this commitment to the other, this value of a collective response over the swagger of an individual, anew.

Maybe we will see the most Canadian of virtues, civility, as the great weapon against a virus that has brought super powers to their knees.  That civility (wash your hands, respect spaces, wear a mask) is a weapon now against a foe that we can vanquish.   Covid has never met anything like us, it has never met the polite Canadian.

Happy Canada Day. 

No Shade from the Sun Room

If you motor to the end of the lake and cross the portage you will be in a State that is on fire.  I am sitting in a sun room of a lovely cottage looking towards Minnesota and when you are in this position, a position of quiet and calm and beauty, you can fail to understand that a short distance away there is mayhem and sleeplessness and injustice.

I've sat in this sun room over the past few days reading Dave Badini's book Keon and Me.  Is there anything better than reading a book in a sun room on a bucolic lake with chaos a long boat ride away?  In the book, Badini attempts to accomplish two things; he wishes to bring his hero, Dave Keon, back to the Maple Leaf fold and he wants to vanquish a bully who tormented him throughout school.

I was bullied for a while in school.  I will call my bully, um let me see, I will call him... Greg Puchalski (sometimes I don't have a very good imagination for names).  During my teaching days I went to a lot of workshops about reconciliation and forgiveness.  I went to more than my fair share of conferences on bullying and peace keeping.  In those libraries and conference rooms, in those board offices and church basements, there seems to be sound, peaceful solutions to the bully. 

I don't want to ruin Badini's book for you but he attempts to emulate his hero Keon for a long time by not fighting his bully.  When I was bullied, I took it for about a year.  I have a vivid memory of finally confronting my bully (I call him Greg Puchalski).  It was not particularly heroic or romantic and certainly not poetic.  I stumbled on my words and I am pretty sure I was crying or at least I had something in my eye.  My voice got stuck in my throat but I think my desperation, my anger promised a violence that if unleashed would not be controlled.  I would inflict as much damage as my 117 pound frame could inflict.  It wouldn't be much but it would be everything I had.  I remember it as righteous.

There's a breeze coming from the south, from Minnesota, into this sun room, over the keys of my computer.  It is cool. Just down the lake from here, a man died under the knee of a bully.  A group of people have taken to the streets after a 400 year bullying.  They have tried everything.  They did what Badini did for a time, what Keon did during his career; peaceful protest, quiet resolution, civil, organized, disobedience.

Some of it worked but most of it did not.

400 years plays in nine minutes.  People have decided enough. They are confronting a history, and it would be the height of arrogance for someone like me, sitting in the position I am in, to decide how or when or what they should do.

When you are sitting in the sun room, you don't judge the people who are forced to live in the shade.

Nature was a hallway.

It has been a way for us to get from one place to another.  A quick drive through, to the cottage, to the beach, to mom and dad's, to a friend's.  Nature has been a drive through.    We drove through it, rushed through it, on the way to work, on the way to anywhere, other than to her.

We gave it the same attention we give to all hallways.

This may not be the case for everyone.  Some people have always seen nature for what it is, a beautiful retreat, a means to refresh and renew, a place to heal.  A place to love, find love, be loved.  To realise you are loved.

A natural thing, a virus, is making us see nature in a new, old way.  It may be driving public health officials wild but, it is heartening to see people flocking (with some social distancing) to trails, to woods, to lakes, to rivers.  Somehow, we are discovering what she can do to us.   It is like watching people find their first love.  You are excited for them.  Their love makes yours stronger, better.

There is an epiphany here and it is spreading like a virus.

Nature is our home.

Happy Canada Day! The Nuns are Coming.

We are all looking forward to Canada Day, hoping for a normal Canada Day, pleading for a normal Canada Day.  So let's think of that lovely day in the future when you can use a different excuse other than "social distancing" to leave your neighbour's house early.  And while we are thinking of that lovely Canada Day of the future, would it be OK if I told you about a Canada Day of my past?  I could write it and you could read it and we would both kill a few minutes of quarantine, so there's that.

When I was in grade nine my parents bought a cottage on Little Kennisis Lake and my Dad was the head of English at Paul Dwyer Catholic High School in Oshawa.  Sister Mary Elizabeth was my English teacher and of course, out of every fourteen year old's nightmare, my Mom and Dad invited Sister Mary Elizabeth and ALL the Sisters of St. Joseph to our cottage for the Canada Day weekend.

Now before we continue, the cottage at Kennisis was what realtors would call "rustic".  It was the cottage with an outhouse outback, newly abandoned because Dad and the music teacher he worked with, had put in running water in the spring.  Musical pipes. 

It was the cottage that was used three seasons and had no insulation between walls.  No sound proofing.  I repeat...as if you didn't hear me, NO SOUND PROOFING.

The nuns arrive on the Friday of Canada Day weekend.  If there is a more depressing sentence than the last, I don't want to read it and I hope I never write it...again.  The nuns arrive on Friday of Canada Day weekend and they, there are three of them, are given the room beside me with the two sets of bunk beds in it.  I know.  You are picturing nuns in bunk beds.  I will wait.

Did I tell you there was no sound proofing?

By Sunday morning, I am an atheist.  Dad and I are outside, in front of the cottage and because the cottage is too far away from the local Roman Catholic Church, the nuns are forced to gather on our lakeside deck to read their Breviary, their book of prayer. 

Dad and I are working at trying to remove a stump, the nuns are up on the deck, "reading" and down comes Floyd .  Floyd was the York Regional Cop who had the cottage next door that clung to the side of a cliff.  Floyd's only running water was him, running to the lake and back.   Sunday is Floyd's bath day, he is wearing a swim suit from the '70's.  Google it if you must.  And he does what Floyd does at the cottage.  He dives in.  He soaps up.  He repeats.

I am digging at a rather persistent root and Dad gives me a nudge. I finally look up and there is my English teacher and all of her sisters, their eyes peaking over the tops of their prayer books, enjoying Floyd's bath. 

We all pray for something. 

Of Poetry and Viruses

There is truth in poetry and viruses. 

A virus, for those of you who have not yet pillaged your local Costco for Purell, is a microscopic organism that replicates its DNA in its host, causing suffering and sometimes death.  They are contagious and can leave a path of destruction behind.

A poem is beauty and beauty is truth.  It leads you to places that you don't see coming and at its best it reveals universals.  Contrary to what you might think, poems have a logic.  They have a beat, a meter, sometimes a rhyme, that gives the poet and the reader a feeling of control. If the poet wishes, he or she can give a sense of chaos too, simply by changing the way these tools are used.  Chaos or control, what matters is when you are in the hands of a good poet, you can trust where they are taking you.

"Covid-19" is a poem.  The name itself is musical, making you think of a boat you might buy ("Welcome aboard the Covid-19") or a band you would like to hear ("Ladies and Gentlemen, Covid-19!").  It is a poem because it is revealing, peeling off masks and exposing. It has stripped Mr. Trump, who is virulent, parasitic; replicating the hate within him in others and leaving a path of destruction behind.  It has exposed small men in big empty shirts. It has thrown in contrast political ideologies that cannot understand a problem that cannot be solved with a tax cut or a trickle down theory.  The sworn enemy of these ideologues, the people in public service, is now the only thing standing between them and chaos.

"Covid-19" is a beautiful poem.  It reveals the beauty of humanity.  Nurses and Doctors and public health officers (are they all women? It seems so.) who are seen as items on budget lines to be cut  in good times walk down halls into the breech.  Researchers and lab technicians who toil in fluorescent basements, peer through scopes to find answers.  These public servants are our poets and we trust them to bring chaos to order, to bring us back to truth and beauty.

We need these poets to write us a new poem.

Don't Tell Gainey

by 

Dan de Souza

I hope Bob Gainey never reads this. As a matter of fact, I am hesitant to tell anyone but if the story of our love of hockey must be told then I suppose I will have to violate the code and draw attention to Mr. Gainey and our hockey heroes and their humility will have to bear the bruise.

I took Bob Gainey on a canoe trip the summer he was GM of team Canada. He was looking for a getaway from the meetings around the selecting of the team that would go to Nagano and he saw the ad our little canoe tripping company placed in the paper. The Gainey’s lived in Peterborough as I did. His brother was a friend of my sister. It was rumoured that Gainey would skate on the lake sometimes. The Captain of the Montreal Canadiens, six time Stanley Cup champion. The player the Russians called “the world’s greatest player.” The man the Selke Trophy was invented for, my childhood idol, was going to be on my canoe trip.

Superheroes in Canada arrive in rented sedans with a back pack. Everything Gainey did that weekend was unassuming; the first to pitch in to pump water, to cut wood, to portage. He spoke very little, as did I, but I watched him like a kid on a Saturday night. He put everyone ahead of himself. He listened politely to the advice from one of his fellow paddlers who was sure Gretzky should not be selected because “all he does is score goals.”

But there’s one conversation that still resonates.

Another traveler told Gainey how much she loved watching him play and Gainey, after looking up in the summer night sky said to her: “That’s very nice. Thank you. But I wonder if what you really loved, was being around the tv with your family on a Saturday night, you know. It was that time with your family that you really loved. I just happened to be there.”

Gainey was almost right.

I remember with great fondness watching the game with my Dad on a Saturday night and hiding under the coffee table in the hopes that I could stay up past the first intermission. I remember Gainey beating my Dad’s Leafs over and over again. It’s that Saturday night, that warmth of home, that comfort of family with us that we love about our game.

I am hesitant to tell you this story because my hero, Bob Gainey, might not approve. Hockey is played by people of ordinary proportions who prefer the corners to the center. They live in our towns. Their siblings are friends of our siblings. They arrive in vans and station wagons with hockey bags and tape. They coach our kids and organize the 50/50. There is no desire in them to be recognized or to be put first but they are not “just there”. Rather, that humility, that work ethic and selflessness of our heroes is who we are.

The Humanist Canoe

I am sitting in a classroom at the University of Toronto.  I am in my third year, taking my third course in religious studies and the professor, Father Mosey, asks the class to describe a sacred place.  I am slightly hung over, slightly distracted by the young woman who sits across from me and completely surprised that he asks me first. “My canoe” I blurt out.  My canoe? How do I reconcile my canoe to a sacred place? Thankfully the professor moves on to another, let’s say, more earnest student but I am left with that answer.  

The course was called Ritual: The  Sacred and Profane and now that I look back on it, the sacred was the place that the religious see as special and the profane was for everyone else.  Now, thirty years beyond that class, I am very happy with my answer.  

My canoe is neither sacred nor profane.  What it is, is a perfect metaphor for what it means to be human, what it means to be a humanist.

The canoe is based on a design by our Indigenous peoples.  In that, it honours and respects the past and traditions of thoughtful people.  It really is a tribute to science, thought and research, without which the boat would never reach its symmetrical beauty and its perfect balance.  This is exactly what humanism offers as a philosophy for life. Rational thought and reason, built on the work of others, in order to provide a rational approach to the trials, tribulations and jubilation that we face as we travel around the sun.  

My canoe has been on countless rivers and lakes with me.  It has transported me down rapids, it has served as a kitchen table on camp sites and in one instance, served as a large beer cooler in my backyard.  By any measure it is a practical thing. Isn’t this what we want most as people? We want to be able to adapt, to be able to rely on our own ingenuity, our own strengths.  We want to use our minds to understand, to be empathetic and compassionate and to be able to react and respond to a particular situation with clarity. We want to recognize our weaknesses, our human foibles, and we want our friends, our family, our community, to help us out when we need it.

It is the freedom that my canoe gives me that I most value.  I am free to navigate rapids, to paddle swift rivers and calm lakes, just as humanism frees me to think for myself, to listen to the arguments of others and to tolerate them but ultimately, I find comfort that my decisions about my life are mine and mine alone.  This is very much like reading a rapid. Some may pray before they take on a raging curl or a large drop but I would prefer to rely on my wits, my experience and my knowledge.   

Ultimately my canoe will fail.  I will puncture it or wrap that beautiful body around a cold rock in a rapid.  It will die. There will be no resurrection. There will be no rebirth. There will be no reincarnation.  Most likely, its corpse will be left to rot in a river and eventually eroding to a point where the difference between it and the water will be indiscernible.  Knowing this gives me some comfort. Knowing too, that it will live in my memory, in the stories I tell, in the memories I share with the people who went with me on those trips, that will be the comfort I will need.  

I began with Father Mosey and I think I should conclude with him.  While I reject the ideas of religion, and I reject the language of religion, there is no sacred and there is no profane, I have to give my professor credit.  He argued that people need ritual. They need to come together to recognize the important moments of their lives. Whether it is a welcoming or a farewell, whether it is an end or a beginning, there is a need among humans to share these events with each other, to have them acknowledged by our friends, our family and our community.  

We need these rituals.  We need language and symbol to allow us to connect. Rituals and symbols, language and ceremony that is designed by humans, focused on humans, this is what we need. If it can be done with balance, and care, with freedom and tolerance, it would be as important and as rewarding as paddling in a beautiful canoe.

Christmas Story 2019: Walking with Magi by Dan de Souza

  Of all who give and receive gifts, such as they are the most wise. Everywhere they are the wise ones. They are the magi.

The Gift of the Magi- O. Henry

His name began to disappear around Thanksgiving.  He knew by Valentine's Day, it would be gone; lost like the sun in November, leaving only a grey mourning.   

She had forgotten how to use the oven just before Thanksgiving too and  rather than face the anxiety growing from that confusion, he thought it best that he cook the turkey for Christmas dinner.  At Thanksgiving she had been able to help, sitting at the table in their small kitchen and giving him directions around oven temperature and time and doneness.  That was when she began to call him Tom. Their friends called him Tom. Neighbours called him Tom, old work buddies but she, she had always called him Thomas;  “My Thomas”.  

Her apron hangs around his neck, the hem landing just below his belt.  He stares at her back as she stares at the Christmas tree. She use to be so happy getting the tree; all three kids in the car, the dog bouncing from back seat to front.

“You need to get the turkey in the oven.  The kids will be here at five and we need to have the turkey out by then so they can put the casseroles in the oven.  We will need the space in the oven.” He turns and heads back into the kitchen. Bends over and peers into the oven, the turkey is turning brown, not quite golden yet, more like the pale brown of his work boots.  He rubs his chin, feeling the bristles on his palm and his calloused hand on his chin. “She’s in there Del. Don’t worry, I’m on it”.

“Who?”  Della looks at him over the back of her chair, her hands in her lap, pulling at her fingers, her ankles crossed. “What are you talking about…?  What are you…?” She searches for words. After sixty years, he can tell by the shape of her mouth, the slight movement of her lips that she has lost what she is thinking, misplacing her thoughts in the jumble that use to be as ordered and as neat as her pantry. "The turkey, Del." He wants to find them for her, wants the moments over all those years where she knew him like... “The turkey Della.  The turkey is in the oven.  I just called her “she” you know.  Like the way I called my trucks “she” right?  Remember, when old Thomas here, called his trucks “she”?

“Yes.  Thomas.  Yes. I remember.  You better get the turkey in the oven.  The kids will be here at five and we need to have the turkey out by then so they can put the casseroles in…”  Her voice trails off and she looks at her hands in her lap pulling at her ring finger. Her bottom lip disappears, sucked under by her teeth.

Thomas turns and goes back into the kitchen, opens a cupboard and stares.  Rubs his chin again, tucks it into the collar of his plaid shirt. “No kids this year Della.” he says to himself, rummaging for gravy mix.  “No kids this year, Del. None at Thanksgiving. None at Labour Day. Can’t remember the last time.  

“The turkey will be done in time for the kids”  he yells out of the kitchen over his shoulder.

“That’s good…”  

“It’s Thomas.  Thomas.” he mumbles, as he looks into the oven for the third time.

He sets the table, placing four settings around the oval, candles in the centre.  Della stares at her hands in her lap, glances up as he places a setting of wedding silverware in front of her. She pulls at her ring finger again, twisting the knuckle.  She looks up as he places a plate in front of her, picks up the fork and runs her thumb along the tines.  “Turn on the lights..ah. Turn on the lights.” Thomas finishes with the table and moves over to turn on the lights.  He has them on a timer, set to go on at dusk but she has been wanting them on earlier and earlier. 

The timer rings in the kitchen, the turkey is finally ready.

After dinner, he clears the plates and Della stays at the table twisting her fingers, blinking at the Christmas lights.  Thomas rinses the dirty dishes and places the two clean ones back in the cupboard. He catches his reflection in the window above the sink. His sleeves are rolled up.  He has bags under his eyes and even in the night reflection he can see that his skin is a tired grey. He stares for a long time and then drops his head, chin to chest.  It’s then that he sees her ring. Her engagement ring, the one he gave her all those years ago, sitting on a saucer beside the hand soap.  “She lost it so many times.  I had to take it” he says to himself as he begins to scrub the roasting pan.

With the kitchen clean, Thomas turns off the light and heads back into the living room. Her back is to him, facing the Christmas tree, her shoulders are thinner, her head hangs below them and he can see them tremble slightly.   

He turns quickly, moving back to the kitchen, back to the sink and places his hands on the counter. He straightens his arms, locking his elbows.  Finally, after a long time, he lifts his head, seeing his grey reflection in the window, he gives one slight, sharp nod and rolls down first one sleeve and than the other of his plaid shirt.

“Wasn’t that fun?” he says, entering the living room.  “Wasn’t it great to see the kids again?” He claps his hands together and wrings them together.  Della looks up. She lets go of her fingers. “I mean, it’s a shame they had to leave so early but it was so good to see them.  David seems very happy with the new job. Don’t you think?” Thomas stops to see if she will join him on this new path. Will she go with him? He looks at her.  She is staring at the Christmas lights outside the window. “Don’t you think Della? Wasn’t it good to see them?”

Della turns towards him.  Pushes her chair away from the table, smoothing the front of her skirt as she stands.  “Yes. Yes it was great fun. David seems very happy.” The dimple that has been there for all of the sixty years arrives with her smile. “It really was wonderful, …”

“And can you believe how well Karen is doing?  That new apartment of hers sounds really nice. We will have to go and visit her, don’t you think?”  He looks sideways at Della, peering out under shaggy, white brows. “Don’t you think?”

“Yes.  Yes, that would be nice.  I’d love to see it? Where is it?”

“Oh, you know now.  Come on. She’s been in Toronto for the past year and a half.  Remember?”

“Yes.  Yes. Of course.  Toronto. Of course.  I’d love to see it. It was very nice seeing her tonight, right?  Tonight?”

“Fantastic.  Really good. Hey Della, since the kids had to leave so early, what do you say we open presents now.  Tonight. Ok? Remember our first year together how we opened our presents Christmas Eve? Remember, we had tea and laughed?” A small crease appears on Della’s brow and then slowly, the corners of her mouth turn upward.  

“We did?  We did that?”  She looks sideways at Thomas.  The way she looked at him when he knew she was about to join him in some mischief. She reaches out and touches an ornament hanging from the tree.  “Happy Christmas Mom” written in glitter glued on years ago. “Funny I can’t remember what we do?”  

“We did.  We opened them that way our first Christmas.  Let’s open presents before we go to bed. That way we can sleep in. Ok?”

Her fingers are still touching the ornament.  It is rough to her touch. She pushes back her long brown hair, flecked with grey and leaves glitter on her cheek.   “Who? Who?” Della says.  

“John made it.  I think it was in grade 1.  He may have used a little too much glitter, don’t you think?”  Thomas sees her profile, the glitter on her cheek. The corner of her mouth turns up.  She gives a slight nod, turning her face towards him. “Let’s open presents.”

They sit facing each other;  the tree between them. Thomas begins by opening his presents.  He opens the shirt and the socks he bought. Opens the stocking that he has filled with chocolate and an ice scraper and at the bottom, the cigars that she would never buy, leaving them unseen in the bottom of the stocking.  “Thank you Della. You got my favourite stuff. Thank you. Your turn” he says to Del, again seeing her profile, that beautiful mouth. “Open your presents.”

Della peels the paper from parcels wrapped by hands unaccustomed to tape and ribbon. New gloves, a box of Turtles, a sweater.  She smiles after each but only looks at the tree. “Thank you. These are lovely. “ And then stares into her lap, wrapping paper by her slippers.   

“I have one more gift for you Della.”  Thomas rises, crosses to her and kneels at her feet.  He reaches into the front pocket of his jeans and pulls out her ring.  He holds it between his index finger and his thumb, holds it up to her eyes, raises her chin up from her lap.  “It’s for you Della. Thank you for such a wonderful Christmas and thank you for such a beautiful family.”

Della looks at Thomas, trying to decide if she should continue on his journey.   Her eyes focus on his fingers, picking up the light in the diamond she has worn all those years, its band thinned by years of dishes and diapers, hospitals and schools, pain and loss.  She holds out her ring finger and he slips it on, twisting it slowly so it can slide over her swollen knuckle, to rest in the groove that has been its home for over sixty years.

“It’s beautiful.  I’ve never seen anything so beautiful.”

Pretty pleased with this:

First Person most read columns 2019. The Globe and Mail

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Different Sausage, Same Casing

Doug Ford is no Mike Harris.  There are similarities of course.  Both dislike public education and public services of all types. Both wear a suit the way a sausage wears a casing.  Both believe that there is no answer too simple for a complex question. Both believe that the world is a better place from inside a van, preferably one with a big screen TV,  protected by the OPP.     With that said, people should take comfort that Ford is not Harris.

Harris built his party in a painstaking manner, moving from one church basement to the next legion hall across Ontario, consolidating power.  As a result, Harris had a cabinet and caucus that was beholden to him.  While Harris had future sexual harassers and former garbage collectors for caucus members at least they were his sexual harassers and his garbage collectors. 

Ford is a snake oil salesmen (with all due respect to the snake oil industry) who took over a fractured party through slander and trickery, taking advantage of a sex scandal involving that beige suit of a man, Patrick Brown.  The contrast to Harris here is important.   Harris owned his party.  Ford stole his.  Harris never feared about loyalty; after all, his Tories would always dance with the one who brought them.  But Doug, Doug cannot trust his gang.  Can there be any better proof of this than Doug forcing his stolen seals to clap on cue? He is a man so insecure that he sees a threat in Randy Hillier, a man whose greatest claim to fame is pulling his own tractor.

Ford is largely hated by his caucus; they look at him the way you look at your Uncle when he shows up unannounced.  They support him in a Joe Pesce  Good Fellas way; twitchy, very twitchy.  Ford won the leadership on the strength of people who think the cancerous rays of wind turbines can seep through their tinfoil hats.  He won because he courted the vote of devout home schooled virgins.  Not that being a devout home schooled virgin is a bad thing, but it just might not qualify you to be the next Minister of Education once this barely educated one is fired.

Harris earned his reputation as a person any amount of money could buy.  Harris was not born to the manor of corruption, unlike Ford, he worked for his entrance into that big house.   Whether it was selling the 407 for a current trip between Hamilton and Oakville or being Frank Stronach's personal chute greaser, Harris worked hard to feather his own nest and ensure that he and his friends and family would be the most alright of all the Jacks.  Ford had that type of largesse bestowed upon him.  After being born on third base, Doug doesn't have the interest to run for home.  He's in it for the revenge, not the ideology.

Unlike Harris, Doug has made mistakes early in his first big war with teachers.  Where Harris was calculating, Dougie lets personal feelings interfere.  His battle against the parents of autistic children is a revenge hit.  Harris never attacked a student, preferring to portray them as perpetual victims, no less insulting than Ford's approach but much more effective. Harris softened the ground for months with a marching barrage of commercials and rallied his base to go after the very people who helped raise their kids. Ford stumbled into the first battle in this round by taking student cell phones away.

There is hope here for teachers, students, in fact all citizens. Ford is no Harris.   Ford is a hit and run con and makes for a much easier opponent.  All we have to do is hold our ground and wait for the wheels to inevitably fall off his fat ass van.

Eulogy of Geoff Sharron

What If?

I can imagine you taking some pleasure in seeing a former English teacher at the front of a large room, a large crowd, and at a loss for words.  There are of course no words because our language is a poor instrument to capture the grief and sorrow and heartache we all feel.

So perhaps you will indulge me for a moment, allowing me to go back to literature and I hope Teresa will forgive me for bringing Ernest Hemingway into this.  

I don’t suppose many of you have read “Big Two Hearted River” by Hemingway.  But that is of no importance, after all I spent 30 years speaking to people who had not done the required reading so this will only be uncomfortable for you.  As a matter of fact, as I look out over this gathering today many of you are the very people who did not do the reading back then.

Set in the aftermath of world war one, our protagonist, Nick, arrives on a burnt out area north of lake Superior.  Nick has been dropped by the train in the middle of what was the small mill town of Seney.  There is nothing left of Seney except ash, the river and grasshoppers.  

I think of this story now because Nick takes simple pleasure in simple, beautiful things.  In many ways Nick and Geoffrey are kindred spirits.

Nick is in a harsh and barren place but stares wondrously at the trout nosing the river bottom, holding themselves in place in the current.  He thinks back to a time a good friend taught him to make coffee over a fire and he experiences joy as he wades into the cold stream and feels his pants stick to his legs.  He is happy.  He is at peace.

I start with literature because it is a place where we can talk of everything and nothing all at the same time.  I hope you get a chance to read that story in the next few weeks.

I know that you have stared at the ceiling these past 10 days.  You have tossed and turned, faced the wall and then back again.  You have woken just before the time you normally do, only to remember the pain of it all.  In those times, you have probably been asking the same question.  The same big question that I have been asking.  That Bruce and Teresa and Thomas and James have been asking.  

What if?

Geoffrey asked of me on Christmas Eve. What if.  He looked down on me, not metaphorically mind you but literally, he had to looked down on me since he was 10 I believe and said, “Dan, what if” his big voice and that barely contained laugh following “Dan, what if Kyle Dubas the young  general manager of our beloved Maple Leafs, spent his brilliance on solving world hunger rather than on managing a hockey team?  

What if indeed? 

What if Geoff had not taken that last run?  What if he took the route his good friend Daniel took.  If you’re asking those questions than why not follow your logic to its natural conclusions.  Ask all the what ifs.  

What if Geoff had not had such a beautiful and caring family, a father who took him on a canoe trip when he was five.  A mother, brave and strong enough to let her son go West and make his way.  What if they had not done that?  Then his friend couldn’t write:

Geoff is everything one can ask for in a friend.  He showed and taught me so much, and my life is richer from his friendship.

What if Geoff hadn’t paddled with his two brothers, camped with them, honed his great skills on the mountain with them?  If he hadn’t done these things, you would not be able to write on his Facebook wall 

Geoff was a very kind person, who always made the people around him feel happy and safe. His memory will never cease to put a smile on my face. 

Do you see where our question has lead us? 

Teresa let him go; her magical son.  Challenged him intellectually every step of the way.  Bruce, in his quiet and calm way, taught him to become the young man we all wish was here today.  James, jousting with his older brother, nudging him.  Looking up to him.  Thomas, quiet Thomas, picking up Geoff’s guitar.  Skiing on Geoff’s tips, pushing him to be better.   

Maybe we would not be in such pain today if we hadn’t gone on those countless canoe trips and epic ski trips.  Maybe all those discussion around great food and bad cards lead us here.  

Maybe if we hadn’t blurred the line, till it no longer existed between friends and family, we wouldn’t be here now.  

Maybe Geoff could have grown up to be meek and mild.  Bland and boring.  A man unwilling to take a risk.  But we didn’t do that, did we?  Geoff didn’t become that.

Geoff became a man of substance.  A thoughtful, kind, gentle, caring compassionate, passionate, talented man.  A loyal friend.  A big brother  to James and Thomas and dare I say it, to our Kevin and Claire.  He became the man that we all loved.

But these questions sting me like nettles.   What if he skied in the centre of the run?  What if he didn’t push edges?  What if he had taken the typical road, the one well travelled?  

Well, he wouldn’t have been our Geoff, our love, would he?

I use to text Geoff during Leaf games and I started this when he moved out West and the Leafs were so bad.  I texted a lot of people back then during games and you know Geoff was the only one to text me back.  “Ya” he’d write “we suck Dan.”  It was like we were watching the game together, even though we were separated by thousands of kilometers. What if he hadn’t answered me?  What if I hadn’t texted him in the first place?  Well I wouldn’t have the joy of that memory and his presence right now.   

But I am tired of these questions now.  I am sure you are too.  What you want is answers.  What I want is an answer.  Of course the answers I have are flawed and do not pass the careful scrutiny of the reasonable mind.  

What has come to me is Frankle’s idea that you and I have assumed this burden of grief.  We have taken it on like a heavy pack; much like the one Nick in Hemingway's tale lifts and strides to his beautiful river.

There is meaning in it.  We take on burden, because Geoff chose to live his life in a deliberate and wondrous way, just like Nick in the story.   By assuming this heavy burden, you allowed that wondrous, beautiful man, our Geoffrey, to live his life that deliberate and unique way.  There is meaning and beauty in that if we can just find the strength to see it.

Let’s flip the “what if’s” on their heads.  Come with me for a moment.

What if you are standing on top of a beautiful mountain, staring at a daunting run, your heart pounding, what if you just think of Geoff for a moment.  What if you talk to him a little bit; “hey Geoff, I’m going for it.”  Or what if you follow the swirl your paddle makes as you push for home and in that moment you see Geoff in the reflection of the water.  Or what if, after a great day on the river or the lake, when you are sitting around the fire with your friends, your family, you just look into that fire and give a little nod to Geoff. He will nod back.

What if, when you hear someone pick up a guitar and strum some chords, you think of Geoff in the notes.  

What if you do these things, some of these things, all of these things in your own way.  You would not be much different from Hemingway’s Nick or much different from our beautiful Geoff.  You would see the beauty in simple, peaceful things.  But more importantly, you may be closer to Geoff than you ever have been before.  He would be right there with you.

If we take on this burden, he will not be gone and we will not be alone.

Christmas 2018 Story: Gum Boots and Mistletoe

Gum Boots and Mistletoe

Christmas 2018

By

Dan de Souza

The planters are gone now, it being mid-December, and the first dusting of snow has arrived late, extending his season, keeping his Christmas at bay.

He is pulled to the trees by money and they have pushed him away from her.   And now he stands here, on a plot of land, a “block”  his boots covered in mud from the early spring, vegetation from fall that was late in arriving, and snow from this first spit of winter.  If it would only snow a little more, just enough to cover the tops of my boots, he thinks, I could call it a season.  “I could call it a season and get in that truck and ....” His words disappear into his beard.

“I could call it a season”, he says out loud.  “I am done with this”, he mutters to the dog as he yanks the mistletoe out of the ground.   The irony is not lost on him; the irony of mistletoe.   The last contract of the season meant “the eradication of mistletoe.”  Mistletoe.  The kissing plant.

Who knew it was a parasite?  “That’s right”, he says aloud, this time to his spade, “a parasite that steals the water and nutrients from its host plant.  Phoradendron leucarpum, the kissing plant is a killer!  Not just of these trees,” he says sweeping his hand across the block as if delivering a lecture, “but can and has killed young lovers.  Kissing under the mistletoe,” he continues, now delivering the lecture to her Labrador Retriever sniffing in the dirt to his left, “Kissing under the mistletoe is fine, if you find parasites lust inducing.”  The dog never looks up, having heard this lecture several times since he bid on the contract and found himself on a vast block of young trees being choked by it. “You can kiss under it, but don’t EAT THE BERRIES.”

This time the dog looks at him, one ear cocked, head turned to the side.

“Yes, I may be losing it” he says more to his boots this time than to the dog.  Where had the seasons gone?  Yesterday he had been planting in shirt sleeves but the same boots.  He’d felt the sun ironing his shirt on his back and saw his sweat drip down his glasses from the drenched bandanna strapped to his brow.  Fall came with that usual coolness and rain. The day she left it had really rained.

He looks up from his spade, towards the tent, where her truck use to be.  It was understandable really, he rubs his chin, steps further into the mistletoe.  She hadn’t planned on this contract.  “I didn’t tell her about it.  Fair is fair.  She was right to leave.  Not her fault.”  Snow is falling harder now.  Really the first snow of the year, if it only could be the last he thinks.  “Would be great if it snowed like hell tonight, don’t ya think.”  The dog’s nose is turned on, disengaging her ears.  “DON’T YA THINK?” he yells at her tail as she bounds into deeper brush.

“They’re not completely parasitic you know.”  This time there is no one to hear him. His words fall between the broken and amputated trees of the cut block.  Even the little trees he is trying to save are oblivious to him.  “They do produce some energy on their own, you know, some photosynthesis occurs but then they just become parasites.”

The dog is nowhere near.

*         *         *

A cut block is a desolate place.  It is a swamp without water; a jigsaw puzzle shaken and thrown.  She has worked cut blocks for as long as he.  “He promised this year, he said we would leave together.” Her fingers drum the steering wheel.  She looks at the empty bench seat of the truck, where the dog sat first, then him.

“They both snored, remember?  Do you remember what that tent sounded like?  How about the way it smelled...not that you’re a bed of roses,” she says to her eyes in the rear view mirror.  “No.  No bed of roses. “  The radio cut out a half marathon back and there is nothing to keep her mind occupied but the dried creek bed that serves as their road.  The truck bucks and sways. “I won’t get there before dark.”

“I didn’t ask much...you know that” her eyes in the mirror again.  “Talk to me.  Tell me what the plan is.  Tell me what we are doing.  Tell me what is happening here. “  The reflection never answers.  Her eyes just stare back, the brows forming a triangle over her nose.  “But, it’s not all his fault.”  She finds it hard to hold on to the wheel as the road gets tighter and tighter.  “He told me it would be tougher.  Tougher than last summer, than the one before. He didn’t lie about it. But God, the time.  How much time?  How long?  And for God Sakes, he kept the dog….”.  She glances in the mirror and can see her eyes getting wet.  She doesn’t want to cry; hates to cry.

She looks down at her thumb extended on the steering wheel.  It’s cracked, peeling.  The nail on her first finger is missing a section down to the cuticle.  She glances again to the mirror and sees, really for the first time, that she is getting old...not older...old.  “He kept the god damn dog.  Who keeps your dog?”  Again there is no answer from the mirror.  “I’m just going to get the dog.  Get the dog.  Get the hell out.  Who can spend Christmas without their dog?  Am I right?  I’m right! “ The truck lurches from side to side and in that moment she sees her eyes staring back at her.

*          *         *

“She usually comes back by now.”  He has been looking for an hour and no sign of the dog. His head light disappears into the darkness within a meter of his face and his voice, buffeted by the wind doesn’t travel much further.  “She can’t hear me and I can’t see her.”  His voice sounds more tired, older and alone than it has ever seemed.

Mistletoe snares him.  His boots are wrapped in the stuff.  He’s called and called.  Yelled and yelled for the dog to come back.  Just come back.  “I am NOT going back into that tent until I find you.  Until you are back!”  He is too old for this.  Too old to feel tears come down his cheeks and freeze in his beard.  Too old to be alone just before Christmas with a dog, her dog, lost on this “GODDAMN CUT BLOCK”. His voice echoes back at him. “CUT BLOCK”

He doesn’t see her lights hit his camp.  Couldn’t have seen them because he is face down on the block, mistletoe having tripped him in the dark.  Face down in the very mistletoe he is supposed to be eradicating.  It seems to be progressing, wrapping itself around him, like he is some sort of Gulliver and it a Lilliputian rope.  The parasite is winning.  Face down, the lights from her truck go over top of him and capture his tent for a moment.

“Hey” she yells from the truck’s open window. “Hey, where are you guys?” .  She opens the door, doesn’t have time to close it and steps on to the block, moving toward their, his tent.  “Anyone home?” she cries into the wind, “Hello?”

He hears her voice but it seems like a dream, a dream he has had many times since she left.  In the dream he hears her voice but can’t find her, just like he loses everything, has lost everything.  “Hey, hey, I’m over here.”  He is standing now and can see her near their tent, not far from her truck.  She is wearing the plaid shirt he gave her in the spring and the tuque she knit herself.  He can feel his cheeks under his beard, moving up to his eyes.  He feels himself smiling, and he hasn’t felt that in a very, very long time.  “Hey!”  he cries again and this time she turns.

“I can’t find her he says” having run across the block.  “I saw her at dusk, I was just going to knock off for the day and she headed over toward the east of the block.  What time is it?  I’ve been looking for hours.”  He hears his voice crack slightly when he says it.  When the hell are you going to grow up, he thinks.

She turns towards him at that sound.  She’s heard that crack in his voice before...when she was heading to her truck weeks ago.  “Let’s keep calling” and takes his planting hand in hers.  She can feel the calluses of months of labour and squeezes it harder than she should.

They search for a long time.  They retrace their steps from the first time they walked this block.  The first time he told her that they would have to get rid of all of the mistletoe and then they could go home.  They walk east, then along the north edge calling for the dog the entire time.  Whistling and clapping, along the west border until they reach the southern end of the block near the tent and the truck.  She sees from the distance that she has left the door open, the security light a dim beacon.

“I’m sorry” he says as they reach the truck.  “I’m sorry for everything.  I should have told you about it.  I should’ve talked to you and now I lost your dog. I am so sorry”.  His voice is barely a whisper, words swallowed in beard.  She has let go of his hand and is striding toward the open truck.

There she is, forming a perfect dog ball in the middle of the bench seat.  “She’s here.” she says more to herself at first and then turns to him.  “She’s here, right where she always sits.” He reaches the truck and places his left hand on the open door as she leans against the door frame.

“I’m really sorry.  I feel terrible. I’m so tired” he says.  She leans into him, the door open and protecting them from a northern wind.

“You have mistletoe on your toque” she says, and moves her chin up to  him.

“It’s a parasite you know. It’s called Phoradendron.  You don’t want to eat the berries”  Her kiss stops the lecture.

“Merry Christmas, let’s go home.”